Evan, the Eye-Rolling Guardian

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planes walker
you control, you may pay {w}. If you do, exile that creature until Evan, the Eye-Rolling Guardian
leaves the battlefield.
Whenever a spell or ability targets Evan, the Eye-Rolling Guardian, you may pay {w}. If you do,
counter that spell or ability unless its controller pays {3}.
Cult of Chaos
"Ugh, really? Again with the attacking? Can't you
find something more original?"