Evan, The Revered

+1: Evan's gonna top. Look at the top 3 cards of your library, then put them back in any order. Then do it again...but to your opponents.
-2: Evan's gonna pop off. Until end of turn, if you tap a permanent for mana, it produces twice as much of that mana instead.
-8: Evan just wants to dance. Destroy all creatures your opponents control, then each opponent discards three cards.