EVERTHING, Man!

If this enchantment would be exiled, put into a graveyard, or countered, instead shuffle this card into your library, then draw 2 cards. On the beginning of each end step, Put one of each counter that ever existed in MTG on each creature you control, and create 1 of each token that ever existed in MTG under your control.{flavor}“Get me EVERYTHING, BOB!” --Everyone{/color#ffffff}