Every Man's Dream

{p/g}{p/r}{t}, As long as your favorite creature is in play, place another creature onto the battlefield between
you and your favorite creature. Add one guilt
counter to yourself.
When any creature played this way attacks, add a
guilt counter. At the beginning of your end step,
your favorite creature does damage to you equal
to the number of guilt counters on you.
-You said you were ok with this, honey!