Everything Is Absurd

•All creatures have +1/+1.
•All instants cost {1} less to cast.
•All sorceries may be cast any time an instant
could be.
{bull}All artifacts are also 3/3 colourless golem
creatures (they keep their abilities).
{bull}All enchantments have indestructible.
{bull}All lands have "{t}: add {c}{c}"