Eve's Cannon

{t}{2}:Deal 5 damage to a random creature

{t}{2}: Random target creature is now burnt (Whenever a burnt creature attacks, blocks, or becomes tapped; add -2/-2 to that creature.)
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"Are you sure this thing isn't smooth bore Eve?"
-Dragon Dundee