Excise Existence

Split Second (As long as this spell is on the stack,
players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't
mana abilities.)
Choose a creature card name. Search target
opponent's graveyard, hand, library, and
battlefield for any number of cards with that
name. They lose all abilities. Exile them. Then
that player shuffles their library.
"I have some advice: Never be born."