Expected Mono Red

You may cast Expected Mono Red from your
library.
Expected Mono Red is Red.
For each opponent, create an X/1 red Elemental
Goblin creature token with haste, where X is that player's life total. Exile them at the beginning of
the next end step. Deal 1 damage to any target.
"Bold of you to assume I don't have a creature to
smack you with."