Fabian, Pun Meister

+2: Choose a cardtype, spells of the chosen type cost 2 less til your next turn. You must chose another than the last time you used this ability.
-1: You get x Coffee counters. Each player chooses a non-planeswalker permanent, those cards are exiled with this card til it leaves the battlefield.
-9: You get an emblem with "At the start of your turn, gain 1 life for each Coffe counter you have, you may cast a card from your hand for free."