Failed Champion

Trample
Failed Champion enters the battlefield with two
shield counters on it.
Kicker {4} (You may pay an additional {4} as you
cast this spell)
If Failed Champion was kicked, it enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}, {t}: Tap target land opponent controls.
{3}, {t}: Destroy target nonland permanent.
"Baleful god of regrets."