Failed Experiment

+1: Deal 1 damage to every target not named Failed Experiment. You gain an emblem that says "You do not gain life for copies of this card."
-5: You get an emblem that says "The legend rule does not apply to cards named Failed Experiment. The emblem for +1 no longer applies either."
-5: Sacrifice every permanent you control except Failed Experiment. Then create that many copies of Failed Experiment. Gain 1 life for each copy.