Fair Maiden (Kind Of)

Cheerleader: All humans and soldiers get +1/+1
Conspiracy Dating:
While the Fair Maiden (Kind Of) is in play
King and Queen Johnson cost 2 less to play
I Know Everything: Upkeep, Scry 1
Lieutenant: If King and Queen Johnson is in play
the Fair Maiden (Kind Of) gets +5/+0 and is indestructible
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