Fake Garfield, Chaos Untamed

Morph - {p/r}{p/u}
Fake Garfield, Chaos Untamed cannot be turned face up the turn it entered the battlefield
At the beginning of your end step, if you cast Fake Garfield, Chaos Untamed for it's morph cost this turn, say that you hate Mondays, then wink at your opponents
When Fake Garfield, Chaos Untamed is turned face up, put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the total amount of life lost this turn
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