Fake Kenrith, King of the Myr

{r}: All creatures gain trample and haste until
end of turn.
{1}{g}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
{2}{w}: Target player gains 5 life.
{3}{u}: Target player draws a card.
{4}{b}: Put a target creature from a graveyard
onto the battlefield under its owners' control.
"A malfunction has led this Myr to believe it is I. Greatness is a burden to all that achieve it."-Actual Kenrith