Falnor, Legion Magistrate

When Falnor, Legion Magistrate enters the
battlefield, it deals X damage to target
opponent. If X is 7 or more, it deals X
damage to each creature that player controls.
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"I will find that blasted traitor if it's the last
thing I do."