Fat Guinea pig

{b/r}{b/r}{b/r}{b/r}{t}fat guinea pig deals 10 damage to any target
haste, trample, hexproof, lifelink, intimidate, infect, reach, piggielink (damage dealt by this creature causes the same number of 2/2 guinea pig creature tokens to be created)
"I will find and eat all the lettuce"
Dumpling the Guinea pig