Fatsmen, First Flame

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to black and red is less than seven, Fatsmen, First Flame isn't a creature.
Flame of Destruction: At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent sacrifices a creature. If they can't, Fatsmen, First Flame deals 2 damage to that player.
Whenever a nontoken creature dies, you may have Fatsmen, First Flame deal 1 damage to any target.