Faust

Reach

What Could This Be?—{1}{u}{b}{r}, {t}, roll a d20 4 times:
1-5: Minifaust-deals 3 damage to you
6-9: Hammer-deal 2 damage to a random player
10-13: Trumpet-create 3 white 1/1 soldier tokens
14-16: Donut-create a food token
17-18: 100T-tap all creatures
19: Afro-random player cannot block until start of next turn
20: Meteor-destroy half of the permanents owned by a random opponent