Fblthp, the Redundant

{p/c}, Pay 1 life: Gain 2 life.
{p/u}, Put a card from you hand on top of your deck: Draw a card.
{p/b}, Sacrifice a creature: Create a 1/1 Corpse token with your choice of lifelink, haste, double strike, or reach.
{p/r}: Each player creates an emblem with “At the beginning of your upkeep, lose 1 life then gain 1 life.
{p/g}, Sacrifice a land: Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield.