Fblthp, the Redundant

{p/c}, Pay 1 life: Gain 2 life.
{p/u}, Put a card from your hand on top of your deck: Draw a card.
{p/b}, Sacrifice a creature: Create a token copy of the sacrificed creature except it has base power and toughness 1/1 and it gains the zombie creature type.
{p/r}: Each player creates an emblem with “At the beginning of your upkeep, gain 1 life then lose 1 life.
{p/g}, Return an untapped land you control to its owner's hand: Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield.