Felipe, the Impatient One

When this creature becomes the target of
a spell or ability, sacrifice it.
{3}{w/u}{w/u}: End the turn. (Exile all spells and
abilities on the stack, including this card. The
player whose turn it is discards down to their
maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and
"this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.)
"Is it my turn yet? Is it my turn yet? Is it my turn
yet? Is it my turn yet? Is it my turn yet?"