Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg

+3: Create 9 9/9 9 year olds that can't attack for 3 turns or search your library for cards called Brad 1 2 3 and play them with a +3/+3
-1: create 1000 1/1 2/2 3/3 memes with haste at the end of your turn exile them
-9: force target opponent to sing bitch lasange if clean all their creatures die if there is a mistake they lose the game if normal you lose the game