Felix (Dumpsterhead)

When this card enters the battlefield, make a
dirty joke, and roll 1d6. Create that many 1/1
Rocker Creature tokens. If you control a 'Felix'
card on the battlefield when you cast this card,
search your library for an artifact card, and a
Rocker card, reveal them,
and put them on top of your library in any order.
During your upkeep, you must make a sex joke,
or all permanents you control are Exiled.