Feliz NaviDAD

{1}{r}{2}{b} Dad Joke (Dad tells a standard dad joke. Target creature hears this ring in their head along
with vicious laughter. Creature takes 5 damage.)
{1}{r}{4}{b} Ho Ho Ho! (Dad's laughter casts a spell
on target creature. Creature is stuck in a dream.
Black snow falls all around and red-eyed reindeer
watch from a distance. Screams echo through the
night. Target creature becomes incapacitated for
a turn.)