Fergus, Fortune Embodied

+1: Fergus, Fortune Embodied deals 1 damage to any 2 targets.
-2: Fergus, Fortune Embodied deals 2 damage to any target and taps it. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
-5: You get an emblem with "Whenever an effect is randomly determined or a coin is flipped, instead, you choose the result."