Figaro, De Dusty Butt

Lifelink, Trample
When Figaro, De Dusty Butt deals combat damage to a player, zoomie X. (this creature gains X +1/1 counters and you gain X life, where X is equal to combat damage done.)
{t} {w}{w}- Figaro, De Dusty Butt gains Hexproof until end of turn.
He is inevitable