Finlay, who goes to FNM

Eminence- At the beginning of your endstep, as
long as Finlay is in the command zone or on the battlefield and you cast no creature spells this
turn, you get an experience counter.
Creatures you control get +1/+1 for each
experience counter you have.
Tell another player you go to FNM despite never playing with the playgroup before: Add one surprised reaction to you reaction pool.
And I attack you for 5424249.