Finn, The human

Haste
At the start of your upkeep adventure( look at the top card of your deck if it is a land put it in play tapped, if it is an artifact equip the artifact to this card for free, if it is a creature pay life equal to it's power and put it in your hand, if it is a sorcery or instant shuffle your deck)
{t}{b} for each artifact adventured this turn during your end step gain life and put an indestructible counter on this card
This card can be partnered with Jake the dog