First Mate Vianesse Floozylegs

{t}: Tap target creature, it doesn't untap during
its next untap step. First Mate Vianesse
Floozylegs doesn't untap during its next uptap
step.
Protection from Pirates
"Ha we let Vianesse walk round with a sword an a
gun but she dun know how they work. She jus wants
the biggest thin in the sea." -Cap'n Ross Bloodgut