Five Timber, Whimsical Muse

{t} Bardic Inspiration: tap this creature and all
other creatures under your control gain +1/+1
until the end of the turn.
{1}, {t} Hideous Laughter: target creature
becomes tapped and does not untap
during players next upkeep.
"I came to perform, not become a hero... Anyway
here's wonderwall."
-Five Timber