FJODOR!

If your deck contains a copy of FJODOR! reveal
it at the beginning of the game and put it on the
battlefield.
At the beginning of every upkeep choose one:
- Fjodor inflicts 2 damages to you and one
to your opponents
- You gain 1 life and your opponents gains 2 life.
If Fjodor would be put into a graveyard
regenerate Fjodor