Flabber Ghast

Lifelink. Deathtouch. During your upkeep lose
one life for each Fun permanent you control.
“If it please your neighbor to break the sacred
calm of night with the snorting of an unholy trombone, it is your duty to put up with his wretched music and your privilege to pity him for
the unhappy instinct that moves him to delight in such discordant sounds”
-Mark Twain