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Creatures can't crew Vehicles with fewer points of Crew than their power. More than two swords and/or shields cannot be equipped to a single creature. Reference an event in officially published Magic lore: Exile any number of spells, permanents, and/or abilities until the board state no longer contradicts the cited event. Any player may activate this ability. Creatures with power greater than 5 have trample. Named characters that aren't legendary are legendary. The original "Legends rule" applies.