Flavor Town

Spells cost {x} less to cast, where X is the number of words in its flavor text.

Each creature loses all abilities and become */*
where * is the number of words in its flavor text.

Whenever you roll chaos, search your library for a card with a flavor text, read its flavor text out loud.
If an opponent guesses it, they cast the card without paying its mana cost. If no one guesses the card then you cast it without paying its mana cost.