FLDSMDFR

Water to Food - {2}/{u}: Create a food token. Any
player may activate this ability.
Food tokens are also 0/0 creatures with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each food you control"
and "{2},{t}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain life
equal to this creature's power."
Spray-on Shoes - Whenever chaos ensues, destroy
all foods, then planeswalk.
"CHEESE-BURGER."