Fleshcloak Cervidead

Fleshcloak Cervidead comes into play with
five -1/-1 counters on it.
Whenever an opponent reveals a land, they
lose 2 life.
Whenever a land enters the battlefield except
for the first time each opponent's turn, remove
a -1/-1 counter from Fleshcloak Cervidead
{b}{g}{t}: You may destroy target Elk creature.
If you do, then destroy target land and remove
a -1/-1 counter from Fleshcloak Cervidead.
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