Flex Gimble

{p/w}Clockwork Orange: Deal 5d8 acid to all
creatures in a 15 ft. cube within 60 ft.
{p/b}Honey, I Shrunk Cthulhu: Target creature
makes a DC 30 Con save or size is reduced by
3 sizes till end of its turn.
My apologies brave heroes, but I have a job to do.
The Company can have their Moonstones...
The secrets we have learned here will change the
world, and I, FLEX GIMBLE, will be their
inventor. Goodbye, fools!