Floopple, the Ne-fart-ious

Flying, Deathtouch
{p/b}{p/b},{t}: Fart on target opponent. If they show
any sign of discomfort, put 3 -1/-1 counters on
target creature.
{p/g}{p/g},{t}: Fart on target creature card. If it lifts off
the table this way, it gains flying until end of turn.
He distracts his victims with a smelly fart
before humping their legs.