Florida Man

When Florida Man enters the battlefield, roll a d.
1 - Conjure a Easter Bunny suit with Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and Equip 2 to the
battlefield. Then have Florida Man Fight
another creature.
2 - Create 7 1/1 puppy. Conjure a Gun artifact equipment with Equipped creature gets
deathtouch and Equip {2}. Equip Gun to a
puppy you control. Sacrifice Florida Man.