Flower Freak

Half-hearted (may be W or B).

{t}:Create two LOTP tokens.
Delinquents you control have +5/+0 and trample.

Whenever a source you control would otherwise do damage, it instead heals.
Whenever a source that you control would otherwise heal, it instead does damage.
(Otherwise means "if Flower Freak was not in play".)