Flying Spaghetti Monster

Bestow {6}{u}{u}{u} (If you cast this card for its bestow
cost, it's an aura spell with enchant creature. It
becomes a creature again if not attached to a creature.)
Flying, Indestructible, Hexproof, Lifelink
Pirate creatures you control gain Hexproof and Lifelink.
Enchanted creature is a Pirate and gains +6/+9, Indestructible, Hexproof and Lifelink.