Flying Zebra

When this creature enters the battlefield, if you
have eaten pizza today, secretly name a word.
Whenever an opponent says the chosen word,
say HA! and put a quest counter on Flying Zebra.
Then if it has an even number of quest counters
on it, draw a card. If it has an odd number of
quest counters on it, the opponent who last
said the word discards a card unless they pay 3
life.