Flyswatter

Reach, First Strike
"Address me as Lord Sir Roland Somerset
Montgomery, Duke of the Three Isles, Lord of Havershant, Slayer of the Bilious Dragon, Protector
of the Illythians, Victor of the Siege of Alsburg, Haver
of a Great Beard, Defender of the Danes, Conqueror
of Guilardia, Prince of the Glorious Summer of'14,
Knight of the Order of the Exalted Lion, Honorary
Abbot of Canterbury Cathedral, Champion of the City
of Bath, Marshall of the Eastlands, etc."