Folkin’ Tengu

{1},{g},{t}, Create one Pint token.
(It's an artifact with {2},{t}, sacrifice this artifact. You gain 2 life)

{3},{g},{t} Sláinte! You gain X+2 life where X
is the number of Pint tokens you control. Sacrifice all Pint tokens.

Whack fol lol le rah!