Font of Big Gay

{1}{g/u}, Sacrifice Font of Big Gay:
Gain control of target Male creature until
end of turn. It gains haste until end of turn.
It's controller draws two cards.
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"I could have sworn this wasn't like this
before"-Alec, before the accident.