Food Court Orc

Serious (You may play this card in black-bordered nonstandard constructed formats. If you do, it becomes serious.)
{1}{b}, Sacrifice another creature you own: Put
a +1/+1 counter on Food Court Orc. If Food
Court Orc is not serious, you may lick the
sacrificed creature. If you do, put two more
+1/+1 counters on Food Court Orc.