Fool! It was my plan all along

Counter target spell that targets you or a permanent you control.
If you have no cards in hand, the controller
of that spell loses the game.
"I'm so evil! And now i'm gonna do a super
long and obnoxious monologue about how i'm greater than everybody else and how the world is corrupted! It'll be so long it won't fully fit in the
card text box!
MUHAHAHAHAHA!"