For The Patriarchy!

All male players get a duplicate of their toughest crearure, gain 20 life and may search their library for 6 land cards and play them untapped.
All female players discard their hand,
create a x/x Baby token and skip 9 turns.
After which the Baby token becomes a
9/9 Toddler. They have Maternity Leave
so take no damage for 9 turns.