Forrest Byrnes

Forrest Byrnes enters the battlefield with three
charge counters on him.
{t}: Remove a charge counter from Forrest Byrnes: Create an enchantment curse named Byrnes' Revenge.
It has: "Enchant player: At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose one life and discard a card."
"Stare into the face of death, and know that ALL lies
in the darkness. When fire consumes all, black ash, IS
ALL THAT WILL REMAIN! AND YOU WILL
SEE THE DEPRAVITY OF YOUR INSANITY! HA HA HA!"