Fort Vector

When you planeswalk to Fort Vector, each player creates five 0/1 Colourless Food Construct
artifact creature tokens named Cookie Robot
that can't block, have skulk and "When this
creature attacks and isn't blocked, gain control of target artifact defending player controls.
Chaos: If no one controls Vector, create Vector. Otherwise, gain control of Vector and untap him.
The most vector-tudous fortress.